Although the beginning stirred controversy due to the animation looking like squiggly-haired (or testicle-headed if you're a real perv) Cara was pulling the microphone out of her unmentionables instead of her pocket, this is a misleading but fun advert, and just the right way to honour the high amount of customers that visited the site, even if it wasn't really 18 million.
I think this should've been the only one of its kind, though, as much later the breasts seemed to get bouncier, the pocket animation never changed its position, the singing became more annoying, the song choices less relevant and all the customers returned for no reason other than to insult humanity.
Animated by Hornet and directed by Dan & Jason, featuring vocals by Louise Dearman of British Wicked fame.
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Advertising and images featuring Cara Confused, former mascot of Confused.com.