Cara and Bertha sing a duet, making this the first time another character in the ad campaign has ever spoken. Why Bertha? Because of the recognition she got for her intentionally unstable boobs. I don't think this ad ever made it onto TV (yet), since Bertha is seen pulling ice cream from between her breasts and even shoving Cara into them, and Cara's back massager grins as he sexually harasses her, and a little bit of Cara's butt crack is shown. It's official from this ad that Dan and Jason are total pervs, and a little more suspicious that Cara just might be a chubby chaser. *pulls his trousers down in anticipation*
Uploaded without a byline. Animated by Hornet and directed by Dan & Jason, featuring vocals by Louise Dearman of British Wicked fame as Cara. Bertha's voice actress is unknown.
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Advertising and images featuring Alan, former supporting mascot of Confused.com.
Advertising and images featuring Bertha, former supporting mascot of Confused.com.
Advertising and images featuring Cara Confused, former mascot of Confused.com.